Bad on Paper - 2026 Bad on Paper Calendar (Sqaure) 21cm x 21cm

These are not your average, inspirational quote-filled wall art. Bad on Paper is here to celebrate your chaos and serve up just enough unhinged energy to keep you going all year.

Whether you're counting down to payday, that thing you said yes to and instantly regretted, or your annual attempt at Dry July, this calendar’s got your back.

Hang it proud and plan your nonsense because it's time to get a little bad on paper.

Saddle Stitch Calendar
21cm x 21cm

⚡MONTHLY BREAKDOWN⚡
January - What’s your birthstone? Mine’s rock bottom.
February - The best part of a relationship is at the very beginning when you haven't met and you're single.
March - I don’t care about my foot hanging off the bed anymore. Come get me demons. Bring me home.
April - Did you tell them to fuck off about it? - me as a therapist
May - Titanic is just an old woman telling a story about some good dick she got on a cruise.
June - Whoever has my voodoo doll can you give it Ozempic?
July - Your thirties are mostly spent looking for deals and trying not to cry at work.
August - Well slap my arse and call me 1929 because I’m in a great depression.
September - September already? Time flies when your life is falling apart.
October - You’re a beautiful ray of fucking sunshine.
November - Sometimes I drop things and I’m too lazy to pick them up - like bobby pins, or my hopes and dreams.
December - I can’t stop spending money. I’m the primary breadloser of my household.